I get it now

"Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
09/07/2014 at 20:54 • Filed to: None

I understand why people hate America now

This retarded show is on fox right now. I'm only watching it because it came on after football and I'm too lazy to do anything about not watching it.

Plus it's like watching a train wreck: you want to stop but for some reason you can't look away no matter how hard you try.

These people are all just complete imbeciles. I just...god damnit. Sorry dead brain cells, I didn't mean to kill you

DISCUSSION (22)

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Jayhawk Jake
09/07/2014 at 20:56

Better patch up that brain with some alcohol and junk food.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Jayhawk Jake
09/07/2014 at 21:01

But... Broncos colts.

Jayhawk Jake > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
09/07/2014 at 21:03

I literally was too lazy to look for the remote.

You know, that laziness of "I can touch it but I can't grasp it so I give up"

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Jayhawk Jake
09/07/2014 at 21:03

I can't wait until it gets cancelled because someone gets murdered.
Also a show called "Naked Dating" came on during my lunch period at school last Friday. It was hilarious.

Jayhawk Jake > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/07/2014 at 21:04

I went to the state fair yesterday. I can't even fathom junk food right now.

I'm not an alcohol fan, and this show has reinforced my lack of interest in drinking

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Jayhawk Jake
09/07/2014 at 21:06

Oh I could stop. I watched up until the dinner scene at the beginning and couldn't stop yelling:

Kinja'd!!!

I figured for my health and sanity, I should just turn it off lol

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Jayhawk Jake
09/07/2014 at 21:06

I have to set up my old creaky laptop with the tv, find the right streaming website and get up every time I need to change game. It damn near stops me watching games sometimes, so yes I understand the lazy.

promoted by the color red > Jayhawk Jake
09/07/2014 at 21:07

Fox seems to release these idiotic shows when times are good, so I see this as a necessary evil.

XJDano > Jayhawk Jake
09/07/2014 at 21:09

This, and survivor. I can't stand these types of shows. My wife loves them though. Damn it.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Jayhawk Jake
09/07/2014 at 21:10

But the commercials tell you to drink crappy beer and eat crappy food! DO NOT DISOBEY THE CORPORATE OVERLORDS! CONSUME! CONSUME! CONSUME! CONSUME!

/yetanotherreasonwhyamericanTVissobad

Jayhawk Jake > jvirgs drives a Subaru
09/07/2014 at 21:20

They tried to vote someone off, and failed. Crazy lady first voted for him to stay, changed her mind, lost, started crying, and literally said 'this place is too hard'

Basically she has the mental capacity of a 3 year old.

I'm watching it now just to see how bad it gets....

Jayhawk Jake > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
09/07/2014 at 21:20

I wouldn't say American TV is bad, but we have way more terrible cheap than the good stuff. The good stuff is so good though

Jayhawk Jake > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
09/07/2014 at 21:23

Well one chick nearly died from alcohol poisoning on the first night

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Jayhawk Jake
09/07/2014 at 21:31

I just turned it back on at the point where that survivalist chick made a suggestion and the douchey general contractor said it was a good idea and she got all sarcastic with him and I caught myself again saying this bitch needs Jesus. And when they cut to the narrator, I about lost it. This is why FOX only shows reruns of other networks successful shows.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback
09/07/2014 at 21:33

that show is awkwardly hilarious! apparently a girl from that show is suing the producers for supposedly failing to properly blur her baby-making region.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Jayhawk Jake
09/07/2014 at 21:35

The good stuff needs no commercials on crappy shows. When was the last time a commercial came on that said "Hey YOU, yes YOU! Have you considered buying an old chevelle SS?" Or how about "When was the last time you DIDN'T buy a crappy knife set for 19.95 and bought an actual knife set that came with a sharpening stone instead? Here's a hint - if your knives have plastic handles, you probably have a crappy knife set." .....I should add that I currently have a crappy knife set but I'm spoiled when I head home because my parents got a really damn nice set as a wedding present and they still use them to this day, 25+ years later. It probably cost way more than 20$. And I don't think it was advertised on matlock or three's ocmpany or whatever was popular on TV at the time.

.....Damn it, now I want a steak.

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Jayhawk Jake
09/07/2014 at 21:40

I came across this tweet too.

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Jayhawk Jake > jvirgs drives a Subaru
09/07/2014 at 21:50

That bitch is crazy. The narrator had elicited an audible "what the fuck is this guy?!" both times I've seen him.

Fox has succeeded in making a show so incomprehensibly terrible that I can't stop watching it. Best worst show ever

PatBateman > Jayhawk Jake
09/07/2014 at 21:59

Just to clarify: while we are embarrassed about this show, the UK openly embraces Big Brother to the point of infatuation.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Jayhawk Jake
09/07/2014 at 22:04

That's not why it was hilarious. It was because they let it run, in a HIGH SCHOOL cafeteria.

Amoore100 > Jayhawk Jake
09/07/2014 at 22:08

Not sure about the show...but when I saw this logo, I saw this instead...

Kinja'd!!!

Been playing way too much Euro Truck 2...

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > Jayhawk Jake
09/08/2014 at 01:22

I feel very very glad I have no idea what the fuck anyone is talking about here.